It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.
anon: you are so attention seeking!!
me: yes, true, correct, accurate, right, absolutely, without a doubt, totally, factual, verifiable, exactly, precise, unerring, error-free, all right, of course, sure, certainly, indeed, right, yep, affirmative, agreed, roger
watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”
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