pajamaben:

"Billy where is your homework?"

"im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”

(via i-am-dead-sirius)

finalfantasyfootball:

thorinobsessed:

monumentofallyoursins:

psychoticrambling:

falling-through-the-time-vortex:

kamachameleon:

k-hiq:

skylark11:

a lake in montana whose water is so clear it appears shallow, when really its over 100 feet deep!

this is actually kinda terrifying because what if someone doesn’t know how deep it is, so they go diving and try to swim to the bottom, but they always seem just out of reach, so they just keep swimming… and when they realize something’s wrong it’s too late

Imagine seeing a body at the bottom….

tumblr has the ability to turn everything beautiful into something terrifying 

What if you see a skeleton at the bottom of what appears to be a shallow part of the lake. As you dive down to check them out you notice the water is deeper than you originally thought. Much deeper. You come to realize that there is no way these remains could be human, you’re not even half-way down and already the skull already looks bigger than your car

This started so tranquil and then it turned into Friday the 13th

flathead lake is indeed over 100 feet deep on average but thats not what this is a picture of and i swear none of you have ever seen…….water before 

(Source: niftyjaguar, via myheartiswholocked)

Happy Easter! 

(via timelordsandquidditch)

King of France: and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??
Advisor: well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England
King of France: send funds to America

tobaccoes:

Sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.

(via divergentnotdauntless)

thisisashittydream:

bewbin:

anabbyaday:

bewbin:

me about to blaze the pot 

bet youre not even really high

bruh

hes hammered

(Source: bewbin, via i-am-dead-sirius)

an-angels-laugh:

eddie-rochester:

notthatyoudcare:

jaaaaaaames:

Passive aggressive notes are the best.

there was nothing passive about the second one..

HAHAHAHAA

GOD BLESS

(Source: knusprig-titten-hitler, via believein10)

brood-mother:

seeing a post from one of your rare fandoms randomly appear on your dash

image

(via lunathehuffleclaw)